What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
Although I do have a palate which enjoys the fine, extravagant taste of pumperknicle bread,Pumperknickle unfortunately is not my middle name -Walker P Williams
Sometimes you remind me of David Tennant (Doctor Who) [Pronouns: you, me]
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DeleteThank you for letting me ask the first question on the day of the Speak fishbowl. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say except your welcome
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This is LaDarius I wanted you to know that i check your website
ReplyDeleteI appreciate it, LaDarius! Thanks, man! I hope you find it informative, and maybe even occasionally entertaining.
DeleteDon't forget to read that packet tonight.
its David and look i visit your website!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMr. Tidyman. You're like the coolest teacher ive ever had.....SERIYUSLY...that serious
ReplyDeleteTo Tsinu: Dude, it's *seriously. Psh get it right ~SL
ReplyDeleteWhy are there pencils in your ceiling?
ReplyDeleteThe world may never know
DeleteWow.. this is the first time I've actually visited your website. This is pretty cool! Post more often Mr. Tidyman!
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ReplyDeleteHow do you control the trolls on a website like this
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ReplyDeleteHow about you catch me in 3 NW with a meme reference that isn't as dead and stupid as a suitor in the royal house of Odysseus? How about that?
Deleteoh danklemuffin
Deletethey cant catch you in 3nw anymore -walker
DeleteWhat's up with the pencils?
ReplyDeleteWhat?
Deletethe ones in you're ceiling
DeleteI am ceiling?
Delete100% positive your blue cabinet is a TARDIS.
ReplyDeleteThe digital home of 2209
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DeleteWhat the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
ReplyDeleteoh gosh oh gollyrick
DeleteWho hurt you?
Deletegod, tidyman is my spirit animal
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DeleteWalkers middle name is pumpernickle
ReplyDeleteAlthough I do have a palate which enjoys the fine, extravagant taste of pumperknicle bread,Pumperknickle unfortunately is not my middle name -Walker P Williams
Delete:) That's free real estate
ReplyDeleteWalkers middle name is pittman
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DeleteWalkers middle name is peterson
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Deleteif parwan reveals my middle name he breaks a blood oath and since he swore on the river styx the gods will enact revenge
ReplyDeleteThomas: Walker and Parwan, please stop
ReplyDeleteI cant wait until you get to see your pencil sharpener!!!!
ReplyDelete-Walker P williams
I would just like to see it once again mounted securely on my wall.
Deleteyes yes yes of course of course. SON OF AEGEUS
Deletewhered the pencils in your ceiling go?
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ReplyDeleteHi, Mr. Tidyman.
ReplyDelete- Alex Something
IT'S me again from again
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ReplyDeleteits me again from again from again
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